It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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