hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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