Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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