i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Then you guys just all showered together...?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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