They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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