Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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