she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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