He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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