Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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