All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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