i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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