well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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