we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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