I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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