I seem to have left my pride at pride
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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