White coat. Heels.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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