yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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