ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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