that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We are all done wearing pants today
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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