You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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