Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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