Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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