Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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