you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i will never coherently bang her
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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