Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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