Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
