i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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