Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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