you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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