STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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