So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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