I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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