I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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