They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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