got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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