Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Sorry my hands just texted you
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
