yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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