the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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