Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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