I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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