Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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