you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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