I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You've changed since you got that strap on
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