Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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