it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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