Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
