we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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