Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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