Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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