Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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