2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
