Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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