I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
my poor anus
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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