I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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